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This is my favourite thing to do on msn or chat
sad I know


OMG guess whos still together after all the shit between them ????

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YA BUM CHEEKS
HAHAHAHAHAH

its so funny because people get hell excited for some juicy gossip hahahaha

damn I just realised now this will never work on anyone here

I love Chuck Norris plain jokes. Here are some:

'Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear-carpet in his living room. The bear is not dead, it's just too scared to move!'

'There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris. But it was changed, because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.'

And the funniest thing I laughed my ass of lately, is actually feeders joke from the profile of one of ff members, and goes like this:

About me:
function helloGirl() { echo "Hello"; echo "I am an artificial intelligence."; echo "I wish to know more about your ways."; echo "Want to use our male/female cable connectors?"; }

My date:
function dateGirl($girl) { while( ! $girl.isHungry() ) { feed($girl, $girl.getFavoriteFood()); } }

I google-d it and it doesn't exist. so the guy probably works in IT or related field and has made it by himself. I find it hilarious!